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	<title>Zoë Calamity: The last word in little girls.</title>
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		<title>Picture time</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2011/01/12/picture-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 22:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Day to day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Considering the art at the museum. Explaining the art. Enjoying some In n&#8217; Out. With her new tiger Schroby. And now, some pictures Z took herself with her new camera (thanks Grandma!)]]></description>
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<p>Considering the art at the museum.</p>
<p><a href="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/IMG_0769.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-225" title="IMG_0769" src="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/IMG_0769-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Explaining the art.</p>
<p><a href="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/IMG_0758.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-223" title="IMG_0758" src="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/IMG_0758-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Enjoying some In n&#8217; Out.</p>
<p><a href="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/IMG_0757.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-222" title="IMG_0757" src="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/IMG_0757-300x300.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>With her new tiger Schroby.</p>
<p>And now, some pictures Z took herself with her new camera (thanks Grandma!)</p>
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		<title>Overheard recently</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2011/01/09/overheard-recently/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 17:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Day to day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny things Zoe does]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[While holding up a slinky  &#8211; one end in each hand. &#8220;Momma! Wouldn&#8217;t it be wonderful if there was a little girl down on the sidewalk, and she looked up at the window and I was holding this and it would look like a rainbow, and she would smile? That would be happiness. I think [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While holding up a slinky  &#8211; one end in each hand.</p>
<p>&#8220;Momma! Wouldn&#8217;t it be wonderful if there was a little girl down on the sidewalk, and she looked up at the window and I was holding this and it would look like a rainbow, and she would smile? That would be happiness. I think that silver is the color of happiness for me.&#8221;</p>
<p>and</p>
<p>&#8220;Momma, when I have children, we will have three days when we don&#8217;t do anything. And then on Mondays we will have preschool. And on three days we will go places. Like adventures. But Momma! Who will be my children???&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Time to Dance</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2010/06/26/time-to-dance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 01:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the daddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zoë, along with her friends Naomi and Julia performed what is referred to around here as &#8220;the honey honey dance&#8221; at the Primary talent show.  The girls has a blast.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zoë, along with her friends Naomi and Julia performed what is referred to around here as &#8220;the honey honey dance&#8221; at the Primary talent show.  The girls has a blast.<br />
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		<title>Zoe can&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2010/05/15/zoe-can/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 01:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; read! She read her first book today, followed by two more. They&#8217;re beginning reader books, but books nonetheless! We&#8217;ve been doing&#8220;reading lessons&#8221; for almost 2 weeks, and she&#8217;s just soaking it in.  Go Zoe! &#8230;write! Along with reading, we&#8217;re working on writing, and she&#8217;s doing really well. She really enjoys practicing writing her letters. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230; read! She read her first book today, followed by two more. They&#8217;re beginning reader books, but books nonetheless! We&#8217;ve been doing<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0671631985?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=100books-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0671631985">&#8220;reading lessons&#8221;</a><img class=" waabbqtbhbjkrymcnitn waabbqtbhbjkrymcnitn waabbqtbhbjkrymcnitn waabbqtbhbjkrymcnitn waabbqtbhbjkrymcnitn waabbqtbhbjkrymcnitn waabbqtbhbjkrymcnitn waabbqtbhbjkrymcnitn waabbqtbhbjkrymcnitn" style="border: none !important; margin: 0px !important;" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=100books-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=0671631985" border="0" alt="" width="1" height="1" /> for almost 2 weeks, and she&#8217;s just soaking it in.  Go Zoe!</p>
<p>&#8230;write! Along with reading, we&#8217;re working on writing, and she&#8217;s doing really well. She really enjoys practicing writing her letters.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">&#8230; do yoga! I got a kids yoga DVD for her, and this is what she surprised us with yesterday:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/IMGP2152.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-207 aligncenter" title="IMGP2152" src="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/IMGP2152-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">&#8230;swim! She&#8217;s started swimming lessons again, and is working on the elementary backstroke and the regular forward stroke. (She&#8217;s used to swimming without using her arms.) She&#8217;s working hard and getting better and better!</p>
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		<title>She&#8217;s a funny one</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2010/04/26/shes-a-funny-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 00:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the mommy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two recent conversations with Zoe: A dog barks outside. Z: &#8220;That sounds like a fire dog!&#8221; Me: &#8220;A dalmatian?&#8221; Z: &#8220;No, I&#8217;m talking about a dog.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Dalmatians are the kinds of dogs that fire fighters have.&#8221; Z: &#8220;No, dalmatians are things we drive in.&#8221; Me: &#8220;What?&#8221; Z: &#8220;Like cars and buses and scooters and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two recent conversations with Zoe:</p>
<p>A dog barks outside.<br />
Z: &#8220;That sounds like a fire dog!&#8221;<br />
Me: &#8220;A dalmatian?&#8221;<br />
Z: &#8220;No, I&#8217;m talking about a dog.&#8221;<br />
Me: &#8220;Dalmatians are the kinds of dogs that fire fighters have.&#8221;<br />
Z: &#8220;No, dalmatians are things we drive in.&#8221;<br />
Me: &#8220;What?&#8221;<br />
Z: &#8220;Like cars and buses and scooters and things.&#8221;<br />
Me: &#8220;Ah, you&#8217;re thinking of <em>transportation</em>.&#8221;</p>
<p>And&#8230;<br />
explaining this keychain to Audrey:<br />
<a href="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/IMGP1584.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-199" title="IMGP1584" src="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/IMGP1584-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>&#8220;Tiny, this is the story of this book. George Washington was a boy who lived in Washington DC. He LOVED to play Jazz.&#8221;</p>
<p>Today was Z&#8217;s last day of preschool for the year. She&#8217;s looking forward to swimming lessons and reading lessons this summer.</p>
<p>And here she is, pretty little thing:<br />
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		<title>Zoë is her mother&#8217;s daughter</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2010/02/27/zoe-is-her-mothers-daughter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 08:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the daddy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zoë is what some might call an active sleeper. On the nights when Audrey is causing a fuss and Z sleeps in our bed, I really do enjoy starting off my day by hearing her little voice say &#8220;good morning, daddy&#8221;. One thing I&#8217;m not a big fan of is her fist and feet of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zoë is what some might call an active sleeper.  On the nights when Audrey is causing a fuss and Z sleeps in our bed, I really do enjoy starting off my day by hearing her little voice say &#8220;good morning, daddy&#8221;.  One thing I&#8217;m not a big fan of is her fist and feet of fury during the night.  I have no idea how such a little thing can take up the entirety of a king size bed.  (Granted, that sentence holds true for mother<strong> and</strong> daughter.  Last night, when I went to get in bed, here is how I found Zoë:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/001.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-194 aligncenter" title="sleeper" src="http://zoecalamity.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/001-300x240.jpg" alt="" width="415" height="332" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Once again, thanks to my new flash for helping me get this pic without waking Z</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Hard Work Being a Princess</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2010/02/10/its-hard-work-being-a-princess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 07:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the daddy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[poppa posts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Zoë Show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[From Its Hard Work Being a Princess]]></description>
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<td style="font-family:arial,sans-serif; font-size:11px; text-align:right">From <a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/b.bruce.snell/ItsHardWorkBeingAPrincess?feat=embedwebsite">Its Hard Work Being a Princess</a></td>
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		<title>My new favorite picture</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2010/02/03/my-new-favorite-picture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the daddy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Zoë Show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A moment of tranquility during the madness that was dinner.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A moment of tranquility during the madness that was dinner.</p>
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		<title>Run DMZ (Z is for Zoë)</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2010/01/27/run-dmz-z-is-for-zoe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the daddy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The Zoë Show]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today I was at Costco and saw a pink track suit that I thought would be perfect for Zoë.  I also got in a new flash for my camera&#8230;I think you can see where this is going. As Z would say, &#8220;I am proud to present Zoë, from W W I Z!!&#8221;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I was at Costco and saw a pink track suit that I thought would be perfect for Zoë.  I also got in a new flash for my camera&#8230;I think you can see where this is going.</p>
<p>As Z would say, &#8220;I am proud to present Zoë, from W W I Z!!&#8221;</p>

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		<title>Conversation with a frustrated Zoe</title>
		<link>http://zoecalamity.info/2009/08/12/conversation-with-a-frustrated-zoe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>the mommy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[A mom's story]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Zoe: Oh MOTHER. Me: Excuse me? Zoe: I said, Oh Mother. Me: Who says that? Where did you hear it? Zoe: It&#8217;s like Pooh bear says. But he says, &#8220;Oh Father&#8221;. Me: No&#8230;. he says, &#8220;Oh bother&#8221;. oe: Oh. I&#8217;m sorry.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Zoe: Oh MOTHER.<br />
Me: Excuse me?<br />
Zoe: I said, Oh Mother.<br />
Me: Who says that? Where did you hear it?<br />
Zoe: It&#8217;s like Pooh bear says. But he says, &#8220;Oh Father&#8221;.<br />
Me: No&#8230;. he says, &#8220;Oh bother&#8221;.<br />
oe: Oh. I&#8217;m sorry.</p>
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