Little Miss Zoë was just sent to bed without reading time because she used a bad word that she learned from her potty mouthed mother.
What word, you ask?
“Crack”
That’s right, “crack”. She overheard Maryanne say “crap” and started imitating it. Maryanne was trying to get Zoë out of the tub and Z looked at her and with a snarl said “CRACK”!
Pretty funny stuff.
She actually has a history with this. When we told her that she shouldn’t say “crack”, she made up her own word “robock” that she used instead. It’s interesting to see these formative years of vulgarity.
ouch…poor maryanne’s potty mouth comes back to bite her in the (expletive redacted to preserve little zoe’s innocence…)
These “crack” stories totally make me laugh! Zack has already informed Jack, in front of me no less, that he shouldn’t repeat everything he hears come out of my mouth. Jack unfortunately grasps that the word is “crap” and believe me, that’s not pretty coming out of a three year old’s mouth! We miss sweet Zoe, potty mouth and all.